Zombies! and more insanity...

Best way to survive the zombie apocalypse? Use ninja skills to take 'em down. But if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

(If you can't beat or join them, you're DEAD. Good-bye in advance.)

So I went to this apocalypse party on May 21st. We waited and waited, allll afternoon. At exactly 6 PM, we crowded around the most likely zombie entry point (AKA the front door), each wielding a weapon of doom. (Ok, so we were only holding books and shoes, but still).

As the clock struck 6, the suspense built and finally... it crashed when we realized there were no zombies crashing down the front door.

But...

It turns out that the Zombie Prophesizer was just "mistaken". Until further notice, the end of the world has been postponed until October 21st.

Great. 5 months of horror-filled anticipation.

At least this gives me time to prepare! Check out my Plan A disguise below. Like I said, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 

So... Pitchforks? Potato Guns? Phasers? Leave your zombie defense plans in the comments!

-Sometimes Ninja

My Life as a (Sometimes) Ninja

...those zombies better start running now.

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